because we all know thor’s theme song is I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
omg his captain america phone case tho….
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My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
you guys
are my heroes
they will save us all one day
true love
That’s actually really cute LOL
I wanna do this with someone
HAHA
omfg
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Headcanon time!
So, because I’m a poop head, I only just realized (after watching this movie a kajillion times) the implications of this particular part of his speech and I wanted to talk about how much it stabbed me in the heart. When I watched it before, I always assumed it was just a jab at Thor like ‘how you going to let some human woman change you, the mighty Thor’ and I believe that is the outside meaning of it, like Loki is trying to edge Thor on to fight, but all of the things behind it kind of kill me.
My theory for Loki was that he never truly meant for Thor to get banished, but only to teach Thor a lesson and halt his coronation because Thor wasn’t ready to rule (“he’s reckless, he’s dangerous. You saw how he was today. Is that what Asgard needs from its King?”). Yet learning of his true nature and having things basically handed to him, he went with it. Keeping that in mind, here we see Loki saying,
‘How could a few days on Earth, with some human woman, change you when you would never change for me, your own brother?’
Because that is what happened. All he wanted was for Thor to truly see him and know him as a equal, perhaps be nicer to him and less arrogant, less willing to hurt others for the sake of war and honor. Then Thor spends a few moments of his life on Earth, with some mortals he doesn’t even know, that completely change him into what Loki wanted the entire time. When Loki reads the answer on his brother’s face, the definite ‘yes, she changed me’, we see a moment of pause where he is truly astounded that it is so. Then we see that instant click to anger, but not before we see the tear falling down his face at the betrayal of it.
and basically it just makes me want to cry a lot.
Oh my gosh, I love this theory so much.
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“Steve, do you have any idea how much money I make?”
I flush, of course not. “Why should I? I don’t need to know the bottom line of your bank account, Tony.”
His eyes soften. “I know. That’s one of the things I love about you.”
I gaze at him, shocked. Love about me?
“Steve, I earn roughly one hundred thousand dollars an hour.”AN EROTIC LOVE STORY
WRITTEN BY JUSTIN HAMMER
“This is slander! Wait, libel. Libel’s the wordy one, right? Anyway, libel! Who is publishing this? Why? And wow, okay, way to assume. Of course Hammer figures Captain America’s dick is bigger than mine; Cap’s the one in the skintight suit and I’m the one in the armor-“
“What, you’re not angry because it portrays you in a kinky, gay relationship with one of your teammates?”
“No, I’m angry because it portrays me in a kinky, gay, unsafe relationship with power dynamics that don’t even make sense. I mean, sheesh, the whole thing is about me topping an apparently schoolgirl-virginal Steve? Um, no. Have you seen the guy? If I weren’t very clearly never ever going to step out on you, I’d let him top me any day, virginal or no. Completely unrealistic. …And he just walked into the room, didn’t he, Pepper.”
“Yeah.”
“And I’m probably never getting any ever again.”
“I don’t know, I’m kinda liking the blush on Steve’s face.”
“I’m right here, you know!”
Debated reblogging, but I find the above commentary too hilarious not to share.
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oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
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