letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
toastbrains: the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them
poehlerizer: i hope one day i’m involved in making a tv show that ruins people’s lives
Augustus Waters: "May I see you again?"
Hazel Grace: "Sure."
Augustus Waters: "Tomorrow?"
Hazel Grace: "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
Augustus Waters: "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
Hazel Grace: "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
Augustus Waters: "But you don't even have my phone number."
Hazel Grace: "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
Augustus Waters: "And you say we don't know each other."
Misha: I think Cas needs a possession tattoo and I...
Supernatural’s Dean Winchester Dismantled His Own... →
irda: Supernatural’s Dean Winchester dismantled his own machismo, and that’s why we love him. Great article on Dean’s evolution through the years.
aftershe: egberts: lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
damespock: ussawesome: i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring
thylaa: no but can we talk about that k/s fanfic article illustration ‘dammit jim not again!!!!1!’ ‘ze keptain and commander are- Боже мой!!’ ‘NOT MY BOYFRIEND YOU BITCH!!!’ and then there’s sulu
maccasmiz: letspretendthatimbritish: I think it’s safe to say we’re all in love with a serial killer and his boyfriend. Today on “which fandom is this?”…
dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
sam: what are you even saying
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
wiitangclan: wiitangclan: the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
soulshinebright: WAIT OMG LMAO CAS WAVES TO THE BARTENDER WHILE SITTING WITH DEAN THE BARTENDER THOUGHT CAS WAS TRYING TO PICK HIM UP EARLIER THE BARTENDER WAVES BACK AND SMILES BECAUSE HE THINKS CAS FOUND A GUY WHO LIKES NURSE ROLEPLAY AND LIGHT DOMINATION AND WELL HE’S NOT EXACTLY WRONG, IS HE?
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
breakyourprettywings: crowley-: ...
necrophilofthefuture: BIP BOP BAM LOOK AT THIS LAMB
candylandtimelord: sirenshadow: Do you ever just open Tumblr and see Misha Collins’ face and just go Actually its more like this
kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
onediwreckingmylife: at monash university in melbourne the women’s department had a bake sale and cupcakes were one dollar for men and eighty cents for women and seventy cents for trans* people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that’s how i finally understood how hypocritical and ignorant men’s rights activism is
‘What of art?’ ‘It is a malady.’ ‘Love?’ ‘An illusion.’ ‘Religion?’ ‘A...– Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (via larmoyante)