September 2012
Plot twist: I get a boyfriend
Double plot twist: it's a celebrity
Triple plot twist: he had a choice in the matter
Quadruple plot twist: it wasn't a dream
August 2012
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“By saying that nice guys finish last, it’s a fuckin copout way to not take...”
– Jenna Marbles, dropping truth bombs about ~Nice Guys™~ (via peroquevaina)
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Watchbowtied:
ephemeral-aeroliths:
oH my god the way the two look at each other
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(ooc: I’M SORRY I JUST HAVE TO REBLOG THIS BECAUSE IT IS THE ABSOLUTE CUTEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK.)
clintbartony:
Plot twist: Robert Downey Jr comes out of nowhere and wins the 2012 presidential election
what are you talking about that’s not a plot twist it’s a highly likely situation
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"I was faking most of it." / "So was I."
confessionsofadelenaholic:
wantstobelieve:
i can’t be the only one who thinks macguffin and macintosh from Brave are pixar’s version of thor and loki.
“Mrs. Hall, of Sherborne, was brought to bed yesterday of a dead child, some...”
– Jane Austen, in a letter to her sister Cassandra (October 27, 1798)
dead baby jokes by jane austen
(via theotherausten)
tyrannia:
you know when someone texts you and wakes you up and you don’t remember texting them back because you were still like half asleep?
but you actually did text them back
and the text doesn’t make sense
accio-my-childhood:
The degree to which I consider my Hogwarts house an important part of my identity is probably a tad unhealthy
aleetlepinch:
“We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” by Taylor Swift is my favorite song about post-1945 tensions between North and South Korea.
“In 30 years observations, Jane Goodall never saw one rape among the chimpanzees,...”
– Truth About Rape (via slutwalkseattle)
